I'm A Rockstar

Brandy is running a Photoshop Fantasy Contest. Check it out and come up with your best to try to win the $50. Here's mine:

Here I am back in the 80's, hanging with my band, Motley Crue. We were about to go on stage and rock some bitches' worlds. During my time with the Crue, I hooked up with Tommy all the time, of course (obviously, this was BEFORE the Hep C). As you can see from the pic, I tried to act like I wasn't into him, but we couldn't help but touch each other. You can also see that this was before I grew boobs. What was up with my hair?!

Eventually, I had to leave Tommy and the Crue. I just couldn't take it when he was sleeping around with bitches like Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson (was she even in the picture then?)

Anyway, I moved onto Nirvana. It was a nice change of pace and I loved Kurt's beautiful eyes. However, he was a troubled soul and made the world a sadder place, when he took his own life.

Even though I still didn't have any boobs, I had tamed my hair down some. That's what's known as a mullet and you know what that says about a person: business in the front, party in the back.

After Kurt left us, my troubled heart took me to Metallica, where I could REALLY rock out. Here we are, after an awesome tour week. "F***in A, we rock!" Or, maybe we had just made a music video. After so many years of drugs and alcohol, everything starts to become a blur in your mind. Apparently, I was still having hair and boob issues.

Much as I loved hangin' with Metallica, I had to move on, again. I just couldn't stay anywhere for very long.

Here I am, going on tour with Alice Cooper. Still no boobs, but cool tats and awesome blue streaks in my hair.

Being felt up by man, Marilyn Manson. It really is amazing what you'll do or let someone do, when your brain is so fried. But the best thing of all, I finally have BOOBS!!!!

Single Life

Ash, Ang, and I decided to have an evening out yesterday. We got pedicures and manicures, which were AWESOME!!! I would get a pedicure every two weeks, if I could afford it, lol. If you've never had one, you don't know what you're missing!

We ate at Chili's after that, where we had eye candy the entire meal. Very similar to Chris Daughtry. Quite nice!!

When we left there, we drove around for a bit trying to figure out what we wanted to do. Went to see what was on the movies, went by Dave & Buster's, and finally ended up at the Caravan, where we only drank one beer and left. Just weren't feeling the bar scene last night, I guess. We then went to the casino for about two hours. I ended up getting home at 4 a.m. this morning.

We are all single and that's the best we can come up with for a night out. We did have fun, though, so I guess in the end that's all that matters. Maybe next time we just need a better plan BEFORE we hit the road, lol.

What's the Cure?

I turned 38 yesterday and I think I'm going thru a midlife crisis or something. I've been a little crazier than usual, lately. And, just so you know, I'm already crazy, so being even crazier is NOT a good thing.

I have not been acting like myself, at all. Maybe I need to go back to the doctor and get new meds. Maybe I need a new job. Maybe I need to move. Maybe, maybe, maybe . . . .

My sister knows I've been a little nutty recently, and my bff's know I've been a little nutty; but neither of them know just how nutty! And they are not going to find out on here, lol.

Anyway, I'm just wondering if anyone knows what the cure is for this or if there even IS a cure. Any suggestions? Believe me, at this point, I'll listen to just about anything, lol.